BY MICHAEL SOZE
You’re horny, but Covid-19 is forcing you into social distancing?
If we are honest about having sex at the moment, it only works at home in your own four walls. Either with your partner, with yourself or, if you’re lucky, you hope that a young man from a balcony on a higher floor will accidentally fall in front of your feet. This shows once again that men in attic flats are not only at a severe disadvantage on hot summer days.
Despite partly hefty fines, not all men stick to the contact ban, but it must be clear: On a sex date with another man there is always a residual risk, even if he gives you a blowjob with a face mask on.
So? What to do?
We have come up with five, not quite serious tips on how you can still have sex in twos (watch out for satire!):
- DICK STICK – With this you can fuck wonderfully even from a distance. Men in metropolitan areas such as Berlin, Cologne or Munich have the advantage that they can be penetrated from balcony to balcony. Certainly, the toy can also be extended wonderfully with a telescopic rod, then you can even make it to the hot guy two floors below you. Where a will, there a way. Otherwise there would of course also be various fuck machines and no, this does not mean a callboy of your choice, but actually a technical device.
- ICE CUBE – Boys who like lots of sperm should simply have the delicious nectar delivered free to their door – by express. The producer of your treat just squirts it into a bowl. Then it’s off to the freezer. The ice cubes are then quickly sent by post to the boy toy. Works better if the sperm maker and his lecher do not live exactly two hundred kilometres away. And it is also Corona-free, because sperm is not a carrier of Covid-19. And what if everything has already melted? Maybe the postman will come up with something in return?
- FETISH: GAS MASK – No, you don’t need to get the old part of grandpa out of the storage, there are already quite a few online. Put it on and develop a latex full body fetish right away. There is definitely no skin contact with it. However, we would recommend not to wear this outfit already on the way to the lover, could cause confusion. Although, when times get even crazier, the older lady with the four packs of toilet paper under her arm at the bus stop only asks you where you got the mask.
CHASTITY AND AN APP – Just send your lover the new chastity belt from Meo. Can be controlled via app. Just the right thing for submissive boys. And the master has absolute control over when his slave is allowed to play with himself. It’s almost like facing each other. Unless, of course, the internet gets worse in the coming days – then our submissive little guy will never be heard and will push his caged best part at some point like a dog in heat at the bedpost. Yowling!
MILKING MACHINE – Tops also want to have fun. And what the dick stick is for the passive gentleman, the fully automatic milking machine is for the tops. Farmers with cows are certainly at an advantage when it comes to handling the machine, it can probably be learned by any man. In the smaller version there is a masturbator, inside of which a nimble tongue plays around wildly – for friends of young guys who don’t really know how to blow really well, definitely a tip. Or an all-round massage with the Satisfyer. The thing has two motors and fourteen different vibration programs – even a visit to the sauna doesn’t offer you more variety on your cock.
