By Michael Soze
Is the ceiling dropping on your head already?
How are things in your home office?
We asked our readers what they do on these days and what they spend their time with. You can find a small selection of the answers here. Stay at home, men, and stay healthy! And do you have any other ideas?
Let us know! Write us via e-mail: editor@bonermagazine.com
The cook friend
„I have a really big tome at home. All about Italian cuisine. And now finally time to cook each dish one by one. Well, when I get back to the office, we „ll all be ten kilos heavier, but what the heck! As long as the Berghain is closed, only my boyfriend is interested in my hips – and he likes them with a bit more bacon.“
Manuel from Berlin
The Jack Nicholson type
„I’ve gotta be really careful or I’m gonna go crazy like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. I’ll be yelling through the crack of the door, „Here’s Johnny! Do you think my neighbors will like this? On the other hand, I finally sit down again and continue writing an idea for a book that has been running through my head for years. You can be wonderfully creative now! And in nine months there will suddenly be many more books on the market, plus the Corona baby boom and the murder rate among married heterosexual couples will have risen dramatically this year. Exciting times.“
Matthias from Frankfurt
The kill-that-cat type
„I have a cat. Yeah, I like her too. Really. It „s an unconfirmed rumor that I locked her out on the balcony last night on purpose. Really. Honest. It’ll never happen again, so two to five times, tops. The lady’s in heat and so am I. So now we’re both sitting at home, waiting for some guy to come and do us. Maybe I can learn something from my cat, too. Grooming can be relaxing, they say. „Well, I’m going to start licking…“
Manfred from Vienna
The Nerd Guy
„I love it! Yes, for many men this thing about staying at home is annoying, but for men like me – I’m a nerd – it’s just cool. Plus, I’m a garlic junkie. I confess. Until now, I could only indulge my passion on weekends once in a while, now it’s daily. Anybody need garlic recipes? Got it all here! While others in the supermarket fight with fists for the last toilet roll, I grab the next three packs of garlic. From China. What you need is a little adventure.“
Joe from Zurich
The porn guy
„Clean up at last. Isn’t this great! I’m not really that tidy, to put it nicely. Now I finally have time for that. For a change in between there’s always a round of porn watching online. A lot of men are supposed to do that now. Probably more and more guys are using toilet paper in the shops these days because they jerk off and cum at home five times a day. Has anyone ever thought of that? So, do we really have enough toilet rolls?“
Ralf from Rostock
The walking dead type
„I read that in Switzerland there were last-minute plans to shut down Netflix. If they do that in Germany, we really do have the Walking Dead out there. But Telekom and Vodafone are already giving the all-clear. So I’ve got unrestrained bidding. You can watch cool series like Stranger Things, The Crown or even Sex Education again without any problems, right? Or even Walking Dead, so that you have everything you need to know in case of an emergency in the back of your mind? But where can I get Michonne’s sword at short notice?“
Pascal from Koblenz
The Dildo King Type
„Just moved in and haven’t had time to unpack everything yet. Yesterday I got hold of my toy collection. Dildos and co free of charge. I think I’ll finally take my time to use every single part with pleasure once more. Also works great in the bathtub by the way. Praise be to those who have enough toys at home.
Daniel from Salzburg
The Online Flirt Type
„Now is the perfect time to erase your old pictures on Gayromeo and make new ones, isn’t it? The youth pics from 2010 are not quite fresh anymore, guys! I have to admit, I’ve been online a lot longer at Romeo and Co. at the moment – but somehow that’s cool, too, because I’m staying at home. This forces me to flirt with the guys more online, to chat more. It’s kind of a lot of fun. They say that anticipation is the best part, right? Okay, I walk around at home half the day with a hard-on, but my flirting skills are improving. And if we all get out, I’ll have to start dating again every day. I’m telling you, I’m gonna run out of condoms.“
Peter from Hamburg
The sprightly player type
L „m playing! Yep. I like Playstation for example. For a long time now I have been playing the old board games again. Sounds boring, doesn „t it? But me and my friend like it. We spice things up a lot, though. „Boyfriend Not Meets Strip Poker. It’s fun. You just have to start over, like when a gush of sperm sweeps the pieces off the board. I speak from experience.“
Thomas from the Allgäu
The office and boytoy type
„Well, I do a lot of home office work. And somehow I find it cool. So I sit at the computer for a few hours a day and my little submissive boy just comes to the desk every now and then, kneels down and works on my beating. And I just keep working and talking on the phone. You have to concentrate a little bit to make sure nobody knows what’s going on. But honestly, it’s a bit like living out a crazy porn fantasy. day after day. Can we please shut down until May?
Marcel from Lucerne
The stoner guy
„Hey, boner reader, I live in Amsterdam. First of all, greetings to all. I come from a small town near Flensburg, but meanwhile I live in the Netherlands most of the time. I read what you guys are stocking up on, with us it was rather joints. Let’s just say that I’m provided for until the summer. And one more tip: stoned you can take care of all the houseplants wonderfully. It takes longer, but have you ever noticed how incredibly green individual leaves can be? You guys should check it out.“
Adam from Amsterdam
The webcam type
„Hey, guys, we have Internet. I don’t think it’s a problem to stay at home. I’ve always loved public sex and now I have plenty of time for it. Sure, I videochat with my buddies, but you can also drop all the covers on sites like Cam4-Com or just in a two-way chat. The guys come thus so to speak sterile directly to my home. So far I’m doing really well with it. Be creative, men!“
Robert from Cologne
What are you doing these days? Let us know – e-mail to: editor@bonermagazine.com
Take care and keep well, men! Your Boner Team
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